friend: I think I've finally learned the names of every member of the Beatles
me: okay? awesome, lets hear it
friend: well, there's Paul McCartney, ofcourse, Ringo Starr and...
me: yeah?
friend:
me: he wrote Imagine
friend:
me: the surname rhymes with lemon
friend: yes, John Lemon
me:
me:
me:
friend: and Eric Clapton